Rome Daily Crier reports:
And in the East,
word has arrived of the defeat of the army of Herod II from Judeah at
the Bosphorus straits. In recent months this upstart leader has
interfered in Imperial operations in Canaan, Egypt and Syria. Senator
Obliviuos Realitus stated: "It was about time. After the vile usupering
of proper Roman authority from my nephew Governor Blunderous Incompetus,
this rabble had it coming." When asked if he was concerned with
Herod continuing to be a problem. He said, "Problem? He was
never really a problem, with my good friend Legati Dado Fortunis and his
legion intervening Herod will go back to being a good little vassal."
There are unconfirmed reports of Herod II's army has not dispersed as expected.
And back to our regularly scheduled Cry, Toga Today, is Biege the new Black?
This week's battle was Early Imperial Roman (Me) vs. Later Judean Mike H.
Rome was victorious 5-3.
3/3/2013
And there was much rejoicing. :-)
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